10 Coolest Chuck Norris T Shirts

August 18, 2008 | Written by Gino | Category: Cool T Shirts

Chuck Norris is my hero and he should be your hero too! Chuck Norris is a famous actor, writer and producer who starred in many movies and TV shows such as Walker Texas Ranger. He is a true phenomenon with a round house kick that is second to none. He is feared and loved by all and you can pay homage to this great master by checking out these cool Chuck Norris t shirts. Stayed tuned for more Cool T Shirts from Color Overload!

Coolest Chuck Norris T Shirts Ever!

45 Responses

  1. Ken | August 18th, 2008

    My brother has one that says After drinking all night Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up he throws down.

  2. Derek | August 18th, 2008

    I grew up watching Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Great Shirts!!!

  3. Uselessbrain.com | August 19th, 2008

    Good news for the Chuck Norris fans :)

  4. Mike | August 19th, 2008

    My friend has one thats better than all of those!

    After a long night of drinking, chuck norris doesnt throw up, chuck norris throws down!

    With a picture of chuck flexing his guns

  5. matthew | August 19th, 2008

    i have a better shirt of chuck norris that says

  6. justin | August 19th, 2008

    I saw a good one on ebay. A play on the famous Christian saying “What would Jesus do?”… It was “What would Chuck do?” with a big picture of Chuck.

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  8. Shippy | August 19th, 2008

    …mine says…every night before he goes to bed, the Boogy Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris! …

  9. chuck means business | August 20th, 2008

    Chuck for Vice President!!!

    the 9 emotions shirt is the best

  10. Joe | A New Band A Day.com | August 20th, 2008

    Will Chuck Norris gags EVER stop being funny? I don’t think it’s possible. The man must be responsible for about 10% of the worlds LOL-quota at any one time. Only he would be capable of achieving this, presumably with his mad kung-fu “skillz”.

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  12. Jacob | August 21st, 2008

    Chuck Norris is hilarous and this is a sweet collection of tees!

  13. Gino | August 22nd, 2008

    I’m glad you all lover Chuck as much as me!

  14. Random | August 24th, 2008

    The “Chuck Norris has 2 speeds… walk and kill” is the coolest. Chuck Norris for world president!

  15. Jarvis | August 25th, 2008

    Here’s one I just found the other day, “Mt. Crushmore”. Norris, Seagall, Van Damm, and Stallone.

  16. Chuck Norris Jokes | August 26th, 2008

    OK, call me late to the show, but my son and I are hooked on Chuck Norris Jokes. So much so that we made a website where people can submit their own Chuck Norris jokes, rate the jokes, view the top 10, etc. And, yes, I know they’re actually facts (not jokes).

  17. Derek | September 12th, 2008

    I love the one that says “chuck norris doesn’t sleep…he waits”.

  18. billy | October 22nd, 2008

    how were the dinasours exsiteied cause the chuck norissouris

  19. ilovechuck | October 22nd, 2008

    i love the show walker,texas,ranger

    how were the dinausers extined cause the chuck norrissarus

  20. Micah | October 23rd, 2008

    Chuck Norris’ tears could cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.

  21. jimmy j | November 1st, 2008

    late entry….80s vintage!….


  22. Vicki | November 25th, 2008

    Chuck Norris keeps his pillow under his gun

  23. chris | December 18th, 2008

    The best part of waking up isn’t Folgers in your cup, it’s knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep. Oh, and if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments away from death. Booyah!

  24. Chuck Norris | December 19th, 2008

    Most kids wear Superman pajamas to bed.. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed!

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    [...] memes If I ever see a person wearing one of these, that’s enough reason to spit on [...]

  26. carlie | February 15th, 2009

    Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

  27. Corey Hodge | March 2nd, 2009

    Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, then boils water with his rage.

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  31. echo | May 11th, 2009

    This Store Is Under Chuck Norris Patronage!.

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  33. Cheryl Arrington | May 19th, 2009

    Where can I find the shirt that says After drinking all night Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up he throws down? I really like this saying but can’t seem to find the shirt.

  34. sean fisher | May 30th, 2009

    yeh but my favorite is “when chuck norris does push ups he does’nt lift himself up he pushes the earth down” and “chuck norris runs so fast he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head!” lol

  35. Paul | June 16th, 2009

    Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep
    -the best

  36. jak | June 17th, 2009

    what about this one : http://www.shirtfix.com/shirt/206_Weather+Forecast+Chuck+Norris+T-Shirt/

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  38. Sean | July 28th, 2009

    Here is a new one very funny…

  39. Justin | October 16th, 2009

    A True American Icon!

  40. tom | October 19th, 2009

    I’ll never forget that round kick that floored bruce lee but then afterwards chuck died via bruce lee neck snap ):

    Great writer too! I’ts funny seeing Chuck’s picture on WND.com. It seems out of place but its not. A true man of many talents.

    Thanks Chuck for fighting for America.

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  42. cool graphic tees | November 5th, 2009

    the first one is super hilarious!

  43. D.Squire | November 15th, 2009

    Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

  44. J Clover | November 17th, 2009

    My favorite Chuck Norris joke is

    “Chuck Norris can believe its not butter”

    and me and my friends made one that goes

    “Chuck Norris can’t beat anything…because nothing can beat Chuck Norris!!!”

  45. Bill Jennings | January 17th, 2010

    I saw this one, its great.

    Chuck Norris once struck lightning.